Description
Just because a theory has been disproven doesn’t mean we can’t cling to it with both hands. On the Ptolameic Watch, the sun is on the minute hand and the moon is on the hour hand and we are the center of the solar system once again. (Shhhhhhhh. Let us not speak of Copernicus. )
Show your irrational love for the great Egyptian astrologer’s beautiful dream of heavenly mechanics with UPG’s beautiful watch depicting all of the planets and the sun orbiting the Earth. Although Ptolemy lived many years before the metric system, we made the watch face 30mm in diameter. The watch is not waterproof, and comes with a one-year warranty. That’s a mere 20 minutes less than an entire solar year.
Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City’s Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
- Features a 38mm diameter face, vegan immitation leather band, and accurate Japanese quartz movement. The watch is water resistant (not water proof), and truly a delight. Battery included.
- Comes in a tin gift box that doubles as a display case for when you’re being futuristic and keeping time on your phone.
- One year warranty
