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Portal and Portal 2 have spawned a diverse range of merchandise that celebrates the innovative gameplay and iconic characters of these beloved puzzle platforms. From collectible action figures of Chell, GLaDOS, and the Companion Cube to apparel featuring clever quotes like “The cake is a lie,” fans can express their love for the series in various ways.

In this section, I want to show you some classic Portal 2 items and how you can still get them today. This will include limited edition items and all the merchandise that captures the wit, humor, and creativity that define the Portal franchise. All of the products below have links to places where you can get the items.

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All Portal Merch - Old and New

Here are some of my favorite Portal products and gift ideas. Most of these are not new, as Valve hasn’t released that much lately. But all of the listings below are available second-hand and in many cases still mint or boxed. My personal highlights are the ThinkGeek collectibles, which were released around 2010 and included pretty unique things like potato science kits, plushies, and apparel

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit by ThinkGeek

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit by ThinkGeek

The Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit is an interactive and whimsical science kit that allows fans to transform a potato into a functioning PotatOS unit. When assembled, the kit enables the potato to light up and play audio clips.

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Portal 2 Aperture Labs Messenger Bag

Portal 2 Aperture Labs Messenger Bag

Featuring the retro Aperture Laboratories logo, this bag combines functionality with a nod to the game’s unique aesthetic. Measuring approximately 22 inches wide, 15 inches tall, and 8 inches deep, it offers ample space for carrying books, notes, and everyday essentials.

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Portal The Cake Is A Lie Men's T-Shirt

Portal The Cake Is A Lie T-Shirt

This shirt features the famous phrase, which has become a popular meme and symbol of deception within the game. Made from comfortable fabric, it’s perfect for casual wear, gaming sessions, or as a statement piece to showcase your love for the Portal series.

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Portal 2 Chell's Aperture Long Fall Socks

Portal 2 Chell’s Aperture Long Fall Socks

The Portal 2 Chell’s Aperture Long Fall Socks are a stylish tribute to the game’s protagonist, Chell. Featuring the iconic Aperture Laboratories logo and a design inspired by the game’s aesthetics, these socks are not just functional but also a fun way to express your love for Portal 2.

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NECA Portal "Chell" 7" Action Figure

NECA Portal Chell 7″ Action Figure

The NECA Portal Chell 7″ Action Figure is a meticulously crafted collectible that brings the game’s protagonist to life. Standing at 7 inches tall, this figure features multiple points of articulation, allowing for dynamic poses.

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Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush

Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush

Experience the comforting presence of the Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush, a delightful and cuddly companion inspired by the iconic inanimate object from the beloved video game series. This plush measures 6 inches on all sides, making it the perfect size for hugging.

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Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun

Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun

This officially licensed device features an interactive element where pulling the trigger activates LED lights and sound effects. With a convenient 3-way switch, users can easily toggle between off, blue, and orange settings.

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Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret

Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret

The Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret is a fun and whimsical collectible inspired by the iconic turrets from Portal. Standing at life-size, this inflatable turret is perfect for fans of the game, adding a playful touch to any space.

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